Breaking News: New virus Imalertitis-A found in 14% Groove users returning from vacation

A new plague is seems to be breaking out like wild-fire across the digital USA. Triggered by the storms that recently hit Florida Keys, WHO report that it seems that people who have taken extended Summer vacations and come back to work are most vulnerable. People go on holiday and have a good time, but it is only on return that this dastardly plague seems to burst out. Symptoms to watch for include a high temperature, fevered brow, uncrontrollable and irregular bowel movements. Also the pupils dilate and contract at a tremendous rate, with vision distorted by a large blurred green patch in the bottom right corner. Men seem more susceptble than women. Finally in some their hands shake as they close on the keyboard or mouse.

This is the first form of hybrid virus: spanning both tradiional human and Internet viruses. Apparently research to date indicates there is no obvious cure, except that a vegan diet with lots of soya does seem to reduce swelling & symptoms. Prevention is strongly recommended by cancelling all holiday leave.

Further information will be posted as it comes available. Either bookmark this page or IM me and I will personally alert you as further news breaks.

posted by Andy Swarbrick/PopG at 18:45